8.09.2011

Predicting Movie Remakes of the Future: Dirty Dancing

 

I have been working on this post for weeks. I just found out TODAY that they greenlit this remake. Maybe I've missed my calling. Maybe I should work in Hollywood?

 

Original Cast:

 

Jennifer Grey - Frances "Baby" Houseman

Patrick Swayze - Johnny Castle

Jerry Orbach - Dr. Jake Houseman

Cynthia Rhodes - Penny Johnson

Jack Weston - Max Kellerman

Jane Brucker - Lisa Houseman

Kelly Bishop - Marjorie Houseman

Lonny Price - Neil Kellerman

Max Cantor - Robbie Gould

 

Hollywood Version:

 

Frances "Baby" Houseman - Emma Stone (I don't dislike her, but that's just something I'd expect)

Johnny Castle – Justin Theroux

Dr. Jake Houseman - Dennis Quaid

Penny Johnson - Leslie Bibb

Max Kellerman - John Goodman

Lisa Houseman - Zooey Deschanel - everything about her annoys me.

Marjorie Houseman - Melissa Leo

Neil Kellerman - Paul Rudd

Robbie Gould - James Franco

 

The Version I Would Actually Enjoy:

 

Frances "Baby" Houseman - Olivia Wilde or Emma Watson (Both equally beautiful with a striking "girl next door" look)

Johnny Castle - Ryan Gosling (I'm sure he can dance. He can do anything. He's made out of kittens and cake batter anyways)

Dr. Jake Houseman - Alec Baldwin (hells yes!)

Penny Johnson - Katrina Bowden

Max Kellerman - Brian Cox (it's a bit part, I know)

Lisa Houseman - Katy Perry (remember how annoying Lisa's character was? I'm sure Katy can do her justice)

Marjorie Houseman - Julianne Moore

Neil Kellerman - Jesse Eisenberg

Robbie Gould - Alexander Skarsgard

 

 

I'd frankly see either of them. I think Ryan Gosling has that damn charm to pull it off. Don't think he's getting out of it without a cover of "She's Like the Wind" either!