3.26.2011

Predicting Movie Remakes of the Future: Beetlejuice

2nd in the series we are discussing the eventual movie remake of Tim Burton’s Beetlejuice. This is possibly my favorite of his films and it was one that I loved as a kid but there were some things I didn’t understand fully until I was older. I even played the video game on Nintendo and watched the cartoon show that was on Saturdays.

Original Cast:

Alec Baldwin: Adam Maitland
Geena Davis: Barbara Maitland

A young, married couple who are killed in a car accident and become ghosts. Before death, they own a hardware store. Adam is a highly-skilled miniature model maker, while Barbara enjoys fixing items around their home.

Casting Notes: Middle 30’s to 40’s cute couple.


Winona Ryder: Lydia Deetz

Daughter of Charles Deetz (Delia is actually her stepmother), a goth adolescent. She is the only one of the family who can see the Maitlands and quickly befriends them — notably, she wishes she were a ghost like them. At the end of the film she was nearly forced to marry Betelgeuse.

Casting Notes: Excellent opportunity to either typecast an actress that already is Goth-like or to cast someone that would be totally unexpected.


Catherine O’Hara: Delia Deetz

Wife of Charles and stepmother to Lydia, as well as an aspiring (but pretentious) sculptor.

Casting Notes: Pretentious and hip. Sticks out like a sore thumb.


Jeffrey Jones: Charles Deetz

A previously cutthroat and successful contractor whose nerves went and now only wants "to relax and clip coupons." Charles moves his family to the countryside to recover.

Casting Notes: Aloof and bored to death with his wife.


Michael Keaton: Betelgeuse

Juno's former assistant, an obnoxious, perverted and chaotic "bio-exorcist" who carries a grotesque physical appearance. The character is a mystery; his age and even how he came to die remain unknown, but he refers to having lived through the Black Death.

Casting Notes: Crazy as can be but loveably funny at the same time.


Glenn Shadix: Otho

A friend of Delia. Otho is an interior designer and former paranormal expert.

Casting Notes: A creepy little smug man. Portly and coiffed, he is the only one who understands Delia.


Sylvia Sidney: Juno

The Maitlands' social worker in the afterlife. She recommends that the Maitlands do not accept the help of Betelgeuse.

Casting Notes: Could not care less about the Maitland’s or helping them transition. Hates Betelgeuse.


Hollywood Version:

Adam Maitland: James Franco
Barbara Maitland: Scarlett Johannson
Lydia Deetz: Selena Gomez
Delia Deetz: Cameron Diaz
Charles Deetz: Paul Rudd
Betelgeuse: Charlie Sheen
Otho: Jonah Hill
Juno: Diane Keaton


Version I Would Actually Enjoy:

Adam Maitland: Ed Helms
Barbara Maitland: Kristin Wiig
Lydia Deetz: Hailee Steinfeld
Delia Deetz: Juliette Lewis
Charles Deetz: Robert Downey Jr.
Betelgeuse: Russel Brand
Otho: Zack Galifinakis
Juno: Shirley MacLaine

Update Hurdles:  

Animations:
Animations are seriously going to suffer from not having that "Tim Burton" touch. 

Music: 
I'm not sure this demon will get greenlit because of the lack of Danny Elfman music.